Based on the, "how to be the best at everything" books by Juliana Foster, here are some random things to help you...well... be the best at everything!
HOW TO...
Explain why you were late for school"I arrived at school on time, but them I realised that I was still wearing my pyjamas so I had to go home and change."
"No, why are you late? When I got here you wern't there so I went out looking for you." "I'm afraid I can't say why i'm late, the government has sworn me to secrecy." "I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep." "I was abducted by aliens from the 29th century, i've really been gone for 50 years but thankfully it's only an hour in Earthtime." "My parents lost the keys to my cage." "I'm not late, everyone else is early." "I saw a fire truck on the way to school so I had to run back to make sure my house wasn't on fire." "I was losing my mind this morning, it took me nearly an hour to find it." "My alarm clock kept going of when I was trying to sleep." "I was late because the bell rang before I got to school." "There was a sign saying, "shool ahead, go slow"" |
Explain why you don't have your homework"My goldfish ate it"
"We ran out of toilet paper so..." Teacher: "Why don't you have your planet description homework?" James: "I put it in the freezer miss to make it look like it came from neptune, but it got frozen." "Aliens really like algebra so it happens, I tried my best to stop them sir but they got away with my homework." "I thought that I could get all the information in my brain for the test better if I ate it." "I didn't do the homework because of my eyes, I didn't see any point in doing it." "My family's got a new shredder so I had to test it out, but the paper just happened to be my homework." Teacher: "Why don't you have your homework?" Student: " I'm leading a protest on tree abuse, what did the trees ever do to you? |
Spot a geniusAsk someone to count how many f's are in the following text as you read it aloud to them(make sure they can't read it):
"finished files are the result of years of scientific study combined with the experience of years" If they say 6- which is the correct answer- they're a genius. Read someones mindAsk someone the following questions but not to say the answer out load:
think of a number between 1 and 9 multiply that by 9 add the two digits together subtract 5 think of a letter in the alphabet that corresponds with the number they have left e.g. a-1 b-2 c-3 d-4 think of a country that starts with that letter think of an animal that starts with the second letter of that country think of the colour of that animal Ask your friend if they were thinking of a grey elephant from Denmark |
Be a Maths MagicianWithout a pen, paper or calculator, ask your friend to try to work out this sum in their head as you read it aloud:
take 1000 and add 40 to it. now add another 1000. now add 30. now add another 1000. now add 20. add anothe 1000. finally, add 10. What's the total? They'll probably say 5000, but the correct answer's 4100. If they don't beleive you show them on a calculator. |
Be the best at text messaging(((H))) Hugs
AML All my love ASAP As soon as possible B4 Before B4N Bye for now BBL Be back later BF Best friend CUL8R See you later FOMCL Falling of my chair laughing HAND Have a nice day IC I see IDK I don't know ILBL8 I'll be late JK Just kidding KOTC Kiss on the cheek NBD No big deal NE1 Anyone PCM Please call me SRY Sorry TMB Text me back WKD Weekend |
Read body languageBiting nails- anxiety, insecurity
Lounging on chair dangling arms- relaxed Tensed muscles and jaw- anger Arms crossed- defensiveness Hands behind head- confidence Touching nose- lying Looking down/ turning away- disbelief Tapping fingers- impatience Patting hair- insecurity Tilted head- interest |